Someone probably asked to draw porn. Just draw whatever you want.

From the POV of Mario's dermatologist

A pink Navi in a bottle. That is really well drawn. I mean, damn. I can't even get my tablet to let my pen go without holding it down.

I think the professor you got your pokedex from got his degree from one of those online universities

The offspring of a goldfish and a flounder finds work at Sargento.

You must touch the peas before you can eat them.

I'm starting to regret the choices I made concerning certain things tattooed onto my butt.

Sonic gives an inspirational speech.

Porky Pig denies having had sexual relations with that woman.

Some kid trying to get into a porn website has to give his age; all he can say is that he's "old".

PacMan screams up into the heavens, "Why hurt sun?"

Some douchebag posts a selfie on Facebook with him having sexual intercourse with a Trojan condom.