A drunk red boxing bag wearing a green bra tells you their son is a 'Faiiilure'. In front of a broken brick wall.

Someone drowning screams for help as another man runs across a beach chasing a life-ring that has gone rogue and laughs with and evil smirk.

Wow, it's nothing.

Pirate canon ball is in love with Voltorb. Voltorb questions his sincerity.

Doodle or Die

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Someone saying "The Giraffe's of fire!". Giraffe is actually a table.

Cave man bring pizza, him pizza man.

Man prepares to have his blue penis sucked by an alligator. Boy with green hat watches and masturbates.

Blue wax crayon plotting in against an oblivious man.

New Chain

Best pony.

Dick in a box.

1942 vs 2012 (in space)

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