The Aflac duck angrily chastises a ninja for switching to Allstate.

A Spaghetti-O with a face is screaming, "AAAAAAAHHH!"

A tree is bleeding from a knife that was thrown into it.

Mr. Squinty >_< Face has a tremendously large, slightly bleeding brain.

A man with an obvious toupée holds a lollipop and describes a strange murder to John. Yeah.

A girl who doesn't know how to curl her bangs is singing the 22nd letter of the English alphabet. [She also has no legs, for shame.]

A chain smoker is urinating away from a camouflage skyscraper with wheels.