An cowboy engineer with no torso greets someone, "Howdy there pard-ner"

What's going to be in scream fortress 2014?

Buff banner?

Scout desperately needs the Painis. Medic refuses.

Heavy's mug spontaneously bursts into flames

Medic ubers a heavy who forgot his minigun

Is the hatted kiwifruit a kiwi? Nope, in fact it's telling us "isweer i a'm bzzoe"

EngineerxWrench

Spy refuses to eat sandvich because he has no soul

Soldier loves the crocodiles at the zoo, while scout wanders off to see the cheetahs

Sniper loves America

Bird Fortress 2