Christ being crucified. It's abstract art, and it's actually really beautiful. You can draw whatever if you think I'm BS'ing you.

A small baby reaches out, yearning for a bag of unknown contents that has been [mis]labeled as "sugar"

A chicken ponders an important decision at a crossroads in his or her life.

AAH! It's the evil king bowser!

A child struggles to keep a dinosaur contained within a cloud barrier. He cries whilst he yells to his friends, "Go on without me!"

A well endowed African American Child enjoys a brief moment with some carrots shoved in his ears.