"Humpty Dumpty, if you keep this shit up you're gonna fall down that wall! Karma's a bitch, man."

Bred takes flight

It was the last standoff. He who shots first wins life. Luckily, the winner also had a bigger shoe. That's life for ya.

If you have a butt chin, you can take over the world.

America's giant baby supports fatty hamburgs, moneys, and flags.

A man and his BBW fall in love forever after <3

Happy tomato, sweet tomato. What tomato don't know, he won't be here tomorrow.

"Like, we didn't mean to touch the button. It just kind of...happened. Opps."

Oh Santa, your nipples are leaking again!

Bethany Adams was known around school as the girl who wore a moon sweater.

Google is surrounded by a wall of Cheetos.

Stuck home home stuck