Man farting rainbow

plankton passing a bowling ball to patrick

Man murders by evil red swigglys

ET "phoning home" to phone sex line.

Man running and screaming with excitement as it appears that he has found an "L" shaped laser gun that lacks a trigger.

Simply put.... a car.

Female cat stroking her nipples.

Man reaching his final destination as he lies motionless in the wooden box he will call home for the rest of eternity.

Surfer catches a gnarly wave, but his excitement soon changes to fear as he realizes he isn't alone in the water. There is a shark.

A star exploding and laughing out loud in the process

Zookeeper giving an elephant a handjob with the words made famous by mortal combat above his head, "FINISH HIM"

A mouse with no legs, struggling to find meaning in his life, yet is left with some sense of hope as a smile is drawn across his face.

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