Vegetables walking on water

....and don't call me Shirly!

The baby ate my dingo!

That tool only shops at Hot Topic

Mr. Oyster eagerly waits for his girlfriend's racy photo to finish printing.

Do I have something on my face?

The Fat Lady is singing! It's finally over!

We all float down here!

Parenting Tip#23 Monsters are smarter than you think and no longer use the closet as a hiding spot, as it is too obvious.

Although Stephen Hawking is an avid Celine Dion fan, he'll occasionally indulge in some Dolly Parton.

Parachuting, panting puppy pooping profusely. Parachuting, panting puppy pooping profusely. Parachuting, panting poopy pupping...awe damn!

Felix the cat says the time is now 2 minutes past potato.