A rich man who sat on a walking cane, which punctured his intestine, giving him bloody anal leakage..
The start of a bad porno
Guy has an oddly shaped head. Keeps asking why he his the way he is
Corner mah wang, you philistine!
Cakeman the superhero
Will Smith has been transformed into a Chocolate M&M but he's still got it. Manipulating the Fresh Prince theme song to suit his situation.
Electricity and a bathtub don't go together.
Pedobear wants YOU
A one eyed one horned flying purple people eater asks a man choking to death on an eggplant if he needs help.
A super awesome picture of a Delorean going 88 MPH
CASTIEL, ANGEL OF THE HAMBURGLAR.
Bender playing ice hockey.
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