Doodle or Die

Stephen King loves playing god to trogdor and other small lizardy people. Also a random hooker, who's lower half is a twisted plus sign.

GOD I FUCKING LOVE COCA COLA!

Girl is forced to eat what's left of her father, as her naked milf mother is happy and prancing about with his lungs in her hands.

A sociopath attacking an innocent opossum, with a crowbar because, this is half life 2 and Gordon Freeman doesn't fuck around, bro.

Lovecraftian monster is not feeling very well. Oh dear, he appears to be vomitting.

happy white blob jelly man dressed like link is about to kill snow white

a terrible movie.

Mr. bubbles is playing dress-up!

a shy crow flirts with a ghost, and the ghost, unsure of where he wants to go with the relationship, says he respects her.

Frankenstein's monster suddenly realizes he's not jewish.

That bro can't play his 'fucling guitor' and is all wobbley from a stroke, apparently.

Because people have fetishes that regard stepping on things?

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