an acoustic guitar sliding down a waterslide on a pimped-out yacht.

sweet sleeping cat with a little red bow

a tiara and a crow bar

jack trades his mom's magic beans for a cow

bowels moving castle

waking up like, 3 minutes before your damn alarm goes off.

overpriced produce

a book that never goes out of print.

george harrison's guitar begins to weep a little less gently.

shot through the heart, and you're too blame. you give love a bad name. Thanks, Bon Jovi!

four guys look down a hole and go "man...that's a big hole"

peanut butter and ... jelly ...