Worms struggle for freedom as they are lifted from the dirt by the combined hopes and dreams of every pure child

A pink rope watches as a gray blob examines a tiny maze with blue dots in it

A crab gets ready to pinch nipples

A happy German on crack

A man says "poop" so a wizard makes his arms and legs disappear

A layer of yellow supports a layer of red and a layer of black.

your ipod sucks

Red triangle stick woman and blue stick guy with a penis do nothing

A wizard keeps a close eye on a robot walking on giant hamster wheel train tracks

A pair of cherries have an XD face, one is LOLOL-ing and one is FU!-ing

Spongebob is erect

Some bitch in a lime green dress plays a racing game

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