A shitsplosion launches a man toward the sun

Apple Jacks. A very misleading cereal title, seeing as they taste nothing like the fruit they are so wrongly named after.

Sophisticated pickle scoffs at the sunsplosion laughing at the word "POOP"

Diglett learns about weed.

Could've had a V8..

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Your face when you first had sex.

The ching chong language.

The cheese feels purdy wit dat ass.

The dice dancing to the dubstep song, "I sure do love cheese."

Gandhi. He loves burgers. Because you see, cows are holy in Hinduism. It is because they are so good, someone thought they should be sacred.

Weed is clearly bad for you. You get loads of nasty shit on your skins. And hell, even graffiti that says "heloments of armory" or something

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