Doodle or Die

Spaceterpus spots a worthy planet to indulge on, he readies his body for a feast fit for a king!

Happy stick-man carelessly strolls into a neatly laid trap. Unaware of the horrors he shall face.

A deformed purple blob laughs at a tired headless man.

Spider heartily greets a fly who seems upset by his gesture.

A steaming turd is approached by a long-mouthed fly carrying a can of an unknown substance.

Ass with 5 o'clock shadow forces out a chocolate eel into the sea.

THE DISAPPROVAL OF GAYS.

Injured flaccid penis transports himself effortlessly over happy hills using balloons.

Alien decides he has to probe Mr. Doggy. Doggy seems confused with this statement.

Volcano vs. Tornado

A miniature space shuttle sees the light at the end of a woman's vagina. They can finally go home!

NO PACMAN, CHERRIES ONLY, NO HUMANS.

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