old man cant work cell phone cause he's old and crappy

a bloody tampon scurries away

a bear sits in a boat fishing, whilst a man on lakeside wearing a baseball cap shouts "screw you bear"

a man is sitting on an aeroplane when the seat below him starts spraying him with club sauce

heart lying on a table... with club sauce

a heart palpates whilst the green lines get closer and closer

The cursor can save only one spider

farmer wants to burn all the heretics

Dinosaur Jesus is crucified. Many mourn.

someone is upset that the eminem factory is borked

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