dragons are Marxist-Leninists in Skyrim

homosexual bird wants to party

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big rigs over the road racing

lemon Whoops, the description is too short. How about a little more love?

Appa yip yips a ghost to death, bro. TO DEATH, BRO.

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There's a great big purple sign out front that says: "Every twenty-seventh customer will get a ball peen hammer FREE!"

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Captain Farmer McFuckface waves his deformed asshole around and says "what" in Dutch.

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Someone assumes a Doodle or Die player goes to reddit because she wrote "green and purple," but the assumption is incorrect; reddit is shit.

angry minecraft player tells shima from スカイガールズ (sukai gāruzu) to fuck off

naruto goes up against a sun. the sun violently rapes his anus because naruto is a candy-ass piece of poop. believe it!

4chan on toast

greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen and puuuuuuuuuurple

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