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My grandmother got ran over by a reindeer.
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Narwals live in Lake Michigan.
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I broke my leg doing something stupid.
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The FBI is now run by cats.
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My hair caught on fire.
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I was hit by a trashcan.
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I gained 40 pounds from eating bananas.
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My cat wore a Donald Trump Halloween costume.
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I met Jesus at Chick-fil-a