Grimace, the McDonald mascot, taking a fairly large shit

A really sweet drawing of Mega-Man X fighting Dr. Eggman

Crazy face rambling on about how much he enjoys the video game Crazy Taxi

A hooker in a red dress in bed with a skeleton after what I assume is post-coital. Both are smoking cigarettes and chatting it up about life

A man sits in the top floor of an abandoned house, crying by himself. He's at the window, looking outside, asking "Why?" to an angry tree.

A penguin starts talking some serious smack to Eminem. He can hardly take it any more.

A horrendous-looking duck. He must've had a bad day or something

Two yo-yo's arguing over the result of a sports game

A man drowning in a pool of his own blood

A t-rex chases after a key that just so happens to be in the hands of a Pac-man ghost. There's a nearby table with a cup of coffee on it

Four potato chips have a lightsaber war to the death

A man-child excitedly riding his pet phoenix to the nearby Comic Con. All the cosplayers are astounded