One minute they're having a Denver omelette; the next minute, someone's sticking a gun in their face.
I'm on a Mexican Radio!
Buddy Christ!
There once was a blind man who picked up a hammer and saw.
You see kids, this is what happens when you knock boots so hard you actually knock your head.....BABIES, BABIES is what happens.
A hopeful leprechaun looking for a double rainbow!
An iPad committing suicide.
Shit-talking Dildos...
Being forced to "pinch it off!"
Am man who got his drug dealer confused with his Starbucks.
Stupid Pizza-Faced AFLAC bird!
Here Kitty Kitty! I wanna play...tee-hee-hee *panting*