Grandma just got run over by a reindeer.

An adorable orange cat wears a sparkly black top hat and sunglasses.

I don't know anything about Homestuck so I'll guess this is... Vriska? Maybe?

A man pleads for the safety of his laundry.

Reminds of a show I saw once but can't remember its name. There was that one scene (above) with an angry man with grenades in his pants..?

An award winning CEO sits at his desk.

Poor product quality.

A small caterpillar sits on a tree.

An intriguing green alien with antenna wearing a hat.

A man declines an unsavory beverage.

A purple monster points up in dismay.

A parrot attempts to learn speech.