The best breakfast you'll ever see

Little girl is thirsty for a glass of milk, but the milk jug sits on a high shelf, defiantly staring her out.

Solid Snake meets his greatest nemesis

"Look", says a ginger-haired girl in stripy leggings, "A Digimon". She is misinformed.

Thor points out a giant flying fish in the sky.

A vampire's skeleton screams out "BLAGH" as its massive forked tongue flicks out.

The beginning of the end for Catherine the Great, if legends are to be believed.

The California Prunes versus Tony the Tiger

Female doctor in her rather beige office tells a colleague on the phone of a curious case involving a man with no backside.

The Secretary of Keepin' It Real

A snake that can't turn the pages of a book properly due to lack of proper appendages wishes for death.

Lesbian sock puppets in love.