Green boxman "tho want sto plan jideodamus" - he is probably mentally compromised

Gay Hitler tells Saddam Hussein to fuck off.

Alcoholic pigeon surrenders to a big glass of wine

The most evil prank suggested on DoD so far - putting smelly fish in someone's toothpaste. *speeeeeew*

All of spongebob episodes explained in one frame

Stickman isn't cool because of not knowing some particular fandom.

Sleepy junkie cooks something for lazy lady

Doodle or Die

The Awkward Yeti has committed suicide because of 'no cookies' sign

Doodle or Die

Smartass beaver is planning a rape

Doodle or Die

I'm not kidding this time, it's basketball-like creatures; all round and puffy...

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Piglet slurping on spaghetti with some cheese, congratulating someone named Tom on a good job.

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