depressed flower doesn't know the difference between number games and killing itself

The sun will have swag when pigs fly into the Himalayas to meet a magical fish

The old nickelodeon logo

Your roommate becomes addicted to Pokemon during finals after being introduced to it for the first time by her boyfriend.

Pudge uses razorleaf against a wild ratata.

The television gods are controlling his mind so he is drooling uncontrollably while watching his programming

Euphoric anime rainbow is higher than a kite

69 is it

Absolutely nothing...nothing at all

The helicopter needs to charge so I can fly it.

Unless you have a cow...

Whatever you want!