Black Cat really wants grape soda.

A lazy user who has no imagination

Cacti that grow ice cream. NO WAIT, it's probably an illusion.

A guy who doesn't know what to do regardless of the situation

Ying-yang but the yang is a penguin

The moon isn't made of cheese. IT'S FULL OF IT.

Anime character says goodbye to his love, which is a cat, who then turns into a kitten and then a rainbow meteor. I'm so sorry.

Good ol' Grandpa Penis!

Some guy and a bee woman holding hands

ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone

Oh fook, that yellow whale ate my bass guitar again!

Hambeast blames his weight problems on "glandular problems". Everyone know's that's not true