Guy lost on the top floor of a 3 (or more) story house

Draw yourself

guy has been run over by a inverted run-amok McDonald's logo

Its Tom Cruise apparently, now a glam metal preformer, sweet highway to the dangerzone o mine

Red power-ranger with golden scarf, ready to go surfing.

colourful guys with fancy hats, also, one of them is from the negaverse

God watches brocoli

Dog with boxing gloves

Two boomarangs

Half man half surfboard guy welcomes you

A guy with only one leg, but still two feet, and huge lips, washing his bald scalp in the shower

Guy angry with his cat not able to lean to roll over, also he has a cold-sore