Milk that glows red in the dark.

Some idiot is using Doodle or Die to whine about his life. Draw something pretty.

Anime Hitler uses a bloody saw to cut a log.

The scientist's experimental car is broken.

The dark lord steals candy from a baby.

Sonic the Hedgehog farts thunder.

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Some moron only wrote "LOL", so draw something pretty. Anything.

Kirby fellates Yoshi

Mermaid fondles a dragon.

Pink horse turns away from the TV.

Jesus and an airplane are locked in deadly combat.