I can't...save...the world...unless....I....TIE...MY...BELT....nggggggggggggguh

Big mistake: I came out from my egg, shouldn't have, now homeless

You might assume that I am a killer because I have a chainsaw. You assume wrong. My chainsaw produces balloon animals

That's the fifth time I've been buried alive today

Velveeta is quickly becoming the worlds number one suicide material

Omigod, the melted butter train is offtrack!

Cthulhu realizes that only Jesus is the way

When FOAMITUS BIRDICUS gets mad, they foam at the mouth and give you the "bird"

I thought for sure I had found the disguised robot. I was wrong. Stupid AL...

Seriously mother, please do not disturb me when I'm practicing the ancient ritual of embalmment.

Woah man, calm down. it's just strawberry cheesecake

A bowling ball gains consciousness during play