David Bowie murders a homeless man for kicks.

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Puppy love?

His manhood was pulsating with raw, animal lust. The fork was ready for sex.

A black man who is so morbidly obese that he covers the entire screen. Only his face is discernible in the mounds of blubber.

A fine rack.

A happy face tells you to have a very nice day.

No massive black hats allowed.

Cowboy Bebop if Spike was replaced with the state of Ohio.

The Abominable Snowman has laid its egg inside of a man. It bursts from him, reaching out with its wooden branch hand. The man is now dead.

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

A volcano made of water erupts in the middle of the ocean. Fuck science.