A man is clapping in the moment he dies.

some really gay shit

Spongebob Managerpants.

A naked blonde women with a body full of shit talks about clothes.

"Shhh." says the angry looking guy while he is masturbating under the table.

A very bad brother pushes his poor sister to the ground. poor, poor sister.

Dwight D. Eisenhower joined the Blue Man Group, bough Elf ears and colored his hair.

The JalapeƱo got arrested because it's to damn hot.

Doodle or Die

Johnny Bravo is wanted but he doesn't care because he has a pig and a gun and he rides to the rainbow with both.

The snowman wants you to penetrate yourself

A Heart, with "No!" written on it

The earth is ready for a hard day at work.

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