A turd playing nes. Seems oddly fitting.

STD MAN

You failed pretty badly son.

Go fuck yourself.

FUCKING MIRACLES!

BATMAAAAAN!

Buff Mc'Scrawny pants just doesn't get it.

Ken Sama destroys a gaijin fruit

And everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

Hen cries over a branded egg.

Bug having getting anal from some yellow thing

Cthulhu kick this guy's ass.