A guido went crazy and started shooting a pistol in the shower, while humming Bach's second Brandenburg Concerto.

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An old Jewish man tells you to be a good goy.

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a man with a genie lamp and a prostitute are both the same thing while a man says "WOW!"

GONNA STAB THESE FUCKING MUSHROOMS

A man looks on in confusion as several people climb into and out of a space-portal that looks like a flower.

Attack of the Turds! A giant turd collides with the Earth!

A stinky turd doing its taxes.

Two disembodied lips on a sailboat.

Woody from toy storyâ„¢ is about to rape buzz lightyearâ„¢.

Asscheeks doing the taxes.

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