Sex on the beach.
that one alligator that plays the tuba
Communist McDonalds
gay dolphin
The Righteous Crab of Desire confronts his ancient foe, the Foul Lobster of Destruction to a battle to the death, for the Holy Cake of Life.
10$ (Not $10, big difference) divided by a full pen
parachutefrog
Draw a famous person
The business cucumber had too much to drink. He is flushed with intoxication.
a man has been incapacitated by a bunch of red and blue squiggly lines on top of him.
perfect woman
A racist son of a bitch.
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