Sir. Fancylot is here to save you!

A banana is making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while a bird's head is suffering on the table.

Jimmy pooped all over the Christmas tree. I told you Jimmy hated Christmas!

An irish man doodling on the wall. A poor box is watching.

Wrinkly man is not amused.

The man with a beard burned down the city again. Goddammit.

Fancy poop is fancy.

That rat partied really, REALLY hard last night!

I'm sorry, mr. We'll need to extirpate the ouch out of your foot.

A mexican mattress riding a bicycle.

Tom asked Dave to lick the A4 paper. He thought he would never ask him. So exciting.

May got totally drunk and Dawn doesn't even know why she invited her in the first place.