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people trying to trick the hotdog into thinking it's their god while they plan on how to eat it.

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devil crab feeling better after taking a nice burning poop of fire.

potato eating its children.

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duck controlled by tiny gnomes in his tummy.

an ET amazed by fireflies in a cave.

a ghost pedo bear

a man who thinks that people will believe him even though he has a mustache and monocle.

a lady who skinned a cat and wore it on her head but is pissed 'cause the cat keeps talking to her and she had side effects of invisibility.

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