Creepy demon agrees to marry a tree branch.

A cat considers going swimming in his swimming pool underground.

A ballerina is dancing in a pink tutu while high on marijuana.

An orange cat with light green shiny eyeballs.

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Skeleton robot man in a green jacket eats his own tie.

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A man thinking about shaving his gold fish.

a pig dressed as sailor moon

A big chested tranvestite loves bowling with his brown balls

Look at my horse my horse is amazing give it a lick mm it tastes just like raisins at the stroke of its main it turns into a plane

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