A disembodied head proclaims its disgust for the previous doodle description. It begs God to intervene. Too bad, God's kinda busy right now.

Enraged fetus with a shotgun screams, "Who wants next!"

Spherical xbox logo floating in a toilet bowl. "Say, This gives Me an Idea..."

Artsy-fartsy French film starring the disembodied head of Jacques

I man is broken-hearted after losing the love of his life to some dude with freakishly large biceps.

Coke is far superior to Pepsi.

Nyan Cat joins the battle to destroy Mars.

Happenin' cactus enjoying a night at the Roxbury.

A swirling vortex of misery and despair.

Bowler-Hat-Head Man throws a pizza at Jesus-Fish-Head Man.

This turtle likes big shells and he cannot lie.

A raisin-fly.

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