Nudist duck does not conform to your societal pressures.

Mario bullying Waluigi

Skeleton vomits licorice, even though he has no organs.

Gay skeleton is sick of your cis-privelage

Fast food chain that goes slow

Igor from persona's retarded southern cousin.

Ice, man. Just ice. A singular ice cube floats in a body of water. Or maybe the water is what has already melted off the cube? You decide.

Time that could have been spent with friends or real women

Badass sun doesn't give a fuck about the earth's opinions. It's the goddamned sun. Nobody tells the fucking sun what to do. Fuck earth.

Santa gets a cashier job

If I see that god damned Chen one more time...

Samurai Jack fights his newest nemesis, the Polygon Demon from the 8th dimension.