Ariana's terrorist performance in a nutshell
An astronaut in orbit watches the earth explode.
Rick teaches people how to play doodle or die
Elmo pirate porn
"Aw, cr– *burp* crap. I leave for two minutes and I come back to find the house has gained sentience."
rick finally travels through time and encounters a younger version of himself. he remembers the pain he dealt with as a child and suffers
Judge Morty being unprofessional
A bald, naked person with hands strangely more realistic than the rest of the body laughs at the concept of a sense of direction.
fake jesus dies for big boob girl's sins
An umbrella and a bored brown scarf
Guy thinks a bicycle is also a potato and seems rather excited about that
Father and son are sad, because one arm has fallen off each of them, but, its also a bonding moment
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