a nerd exclaiming how "anime conventions rule"

an alien with pink eyes

"one bottle away from giving jesus a bad day" -some guy with a devil goatee

lord english blasting a death laser

St. Patty with an eyepatch holding a check.

I don't know shit about genealogical trees, but the image depicts one of your parents as the triangle symbol. Figure that out by yourself.

A man sighs from relief after encountering a crocodile that he probably was given from the Satan itself which oddly looks like Jack Black.

A man (presumably father) is shocked by what the fitness lessons did to her step daughter.

Every OP went`ed bitters from excrement.

I'm sorry for conflicts, but the "artist" that I got refuses to draw anything by writing "I AINT DRAWIN SHIT BITCH". Feel free to start smth

Either bridge of money or road to hell.

Pizza-slice man!