A highly intelligent alien plays Scrabble against a mentally challenged dog.

That fat kid is going to get hit by the green railroad car!

Evil sushi?

That ACME alarm clock system didn't work out well.

James Bond plays go fish at a casino against his adversary!

Sherlock Holmes investigates... that dude from Twilight in North Korea? I have no idea. I'm really sorry.

North Korean stoners

This book is questionable, at best.

Earth sends the Space Police to Mars to check for any signs of life (including dinosaurs).

Door to door salesman considers the situation; this is clearly a prank, and a cruel one at that!

Pizza has been summoned!

Patrick kicks an evil green octopus' ass! WITH A HARPOON! Damn this is SO CASH.