A frog stares deep into your soul with such an innocent smile

A cactus with striking similarities to a pair of testes.

Doodle or Die

A fuzzy little kittycat playing with a big, blue water balloon! Oh the anticipation!!!!

The perfect food to go with tea. Jam and bread.

A young man gets turned on by drawing the pornographic internet videos he watches on paper. What's next? On Doodle or Die?

Doodle or Die

A businessman gets so angry that his hair and all of the air around him literally catches on fire!

2 + 2 = A foursome; but somebody does not want to admit it.

Old bald man Bob picks up money that unknowingly keeps falling out of a cute girl's purse.

Peaceful Mode

A butterfly wearing a very nice hat takes a snooze on a beautiful spring day.

New Chain

A fancy drink with an umbrella in it.

Flamingos wonder why they don't stand on both legs.

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