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Elmo has gone mad and turned into a crazed psychopath who walks like a crab.

Even the homicidal robots support abortions.

A fishing hook is lodged into David Bowie's tongue. Ouch.

The person telling me to describe the doodle is not attracted to members of his own gender.

This guy has a UU instead of a head, but nobody tells him so that he don't get sad, and they lie to him and he lives in a world of lies.

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The Pope; with a knife; in the library.

Banana/Dount interracial food porn.

Marvin the Paranoid Android is disappointed that he cannot climb up.

This guy clearly isn't familiar with the Blue Sun Corporation.

We've all been hurt by the loss of three ice cubes.

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