once i drank apple juice and i thought it was soda.
bob is a strong man, an example for us all
ron swanson is wrong swanson
draw your idol in statue form so you may worship them
the guide to dank memes (aka the bible)
if your genitals are on fire you should probably get that checked, it could be chlamydia.
monsters inc has a twist
bald man sings about his coat, questioning it's existence
Lucifer's only rule is don't put carrots on your feet. Also fuck that Jesus guy.
brutus betrayed a pile of shit as well as caesar
zeus fucks literally everything
two men, one of them heavily pregnant
santa claus is a good boy, hes gonna get the titty