"i believe i can fly! I believe i can touch the skkkkkkyyyyyyyy!" -flys into sun and dies a horrible death-

octopus is sad that he can't sit on the chair. his dreams and hopes are all crushed. he will soon commit suicide

Doodle or Die

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jason saying "don't say no"

not so slender man with swag

dead,preppy,hoe

kittyyyyyyyyy

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A banana talking to a grape saying he is stupid and dumb and has no life, the grape is on its knees crying and they are in a strip club

this girl must think she is a smartass and must have a lot of self-confidence in her fucking retarded ass name

a chicken is drunk off his ass

a gangster shooting ronald mc donald, and stealing the freeness of smiles

a foxy whip

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