The Venus de Milo and The Thinker.

A demon has possessed your cat. It is noticeable due to the growth of 7 extra eyes. You, however, go months before noticing.

Purple bird has no clue what trumpets are.

A turkey is crying because humanity likes to pair turkey up with gravy. And not with cranberry.

Cat dislikes your pictures. Piss will improve them.

Man runs to a shady McDonald's.

Man gets buried alive in co-co puffs.

BREAKING NEWS: There is a new way to get rid of those pesky vampires! Simply tosh them in your washing machine, and VOILA!

Aliens like to use pencils.

I used to be alive like you too, until I took a banana to the head.

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Flinn is not a fried egg!