A sexy anime girl falling to her death.

A movie about a murderous light bulb.

An angry pink cat professor who prefers that you call him by the title he EARNED DAMMIT!!!

A German Shepherd trying to kill its own reflection.

Jon asking Spiderman for an autograph to bring home to Garfield, but Spiderman is considering brutally murdering Jon and cutting him up.

A hot dog lying in a salad.

Winnie the Pooh has a terrible idea involving bowling balls.

A baby donkey.

A skeleton apologetically reassuring everyone that he is, in fact, spooky.

A little blue bird pecking at a cherry pie.

A seal playing a saxophone.

A man eating a burger with a baby seal and a baby giraffe.