a sperm wants brains

Fawful?

Man struck speechless. I'm guessing it's because boobs.

ERMAGERD HEARSE

Scared sperm

FAT STACKS 'O CASH

Homestuck, I think. A green alien is telling some orange guy with sunglasses "Goodnight sweet prince."

Some anime dude with yellow, swirly eyes, white hair, and blue clothes with a hat.

Sailor Moon, I think.

Beev-ass and Buttface

Twerk it.

Mountains looking at a princess with large breasts. (I am not making this up.)