Sylvester Cornlone, ready to pop a cap in some freedom-hating commies asses.

a man is drowning in a sea of cotton candy

a random portal goes through a pokemons body revealing an arm

Roses are red, violets are blue. I cannot rhyme, and tentacles are coming out of my fucking eyes. Send help

A sad, petite white man is thinking back to the time when he was an overweight black man. Hamburgers just arent the same.

Darth vader had to take an extra job to pay child support

Green paper person is sitting in the naughty corner, and first now he realized that spiders will probably be his doom.

The princess is sitting on her ass whilst the sun is annoyed With how brightly she shine.

A hotdog With its hotdog baby is flying through space

Hidan was a bit confused when the People saying they wanted to just give him a bath started putting in vegetables and spices into the water.

austronaut trying to flirt With the natives

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