'An A press is an A press, you can't say it's only half'

Fuckin' rad dinobro chillin', sittin' on a trashcan and crossin' his arms while giving you a look like "You know brah" with his hat backward

Dr Mario's popping vitamin pills; for your health, of course.

Duke enjoys gum with his super-long tongue; He mentions that he also doesn't like hats.

The 'Triggered' rocket, with it's penile warhead, flies through the air. It goes off to buttfluster some poor soul.

FUCKING CHAIN-BREAKER-CHADS GET OUT OF MY DOODLEORDIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The 7UP mascot (Cool Spot) relaxes while his body FUCKING MELTS due to being out in space right next to the sun

Living embodiment of arrow-to-the-knee squares off against a single, man-sized sperm. THE VS BATTLE OF THE CENTURY. HEAVEN OR HELL

The jews who tried to trick gamers with Spore fret as they watch a pavement ape succeed beyond their dreams with No Man's Sky

Pepe considers equipping his newly found black jacket (WITH ZIPPER). He sees it has 4 moves, 1. zipperhit 2. sleeve swipe, 3. ??? 4. profit

Doodle or Die

A faceless crowd gathers and sings an illegible song around a blonde girl who wears a party hat and presides over a cake

Doodle or Die

Excellent drawing of the ultimate neckbeard, moments after teleporting behind you. His actions, he assures you, are not 'personnel'.

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