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You at age 14.

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HOSPITAL OPEN!

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"I can break these gas chambers!", said Anne Frank; "You can't break those gas chambers", said Hitler.

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"CHAMPAGNE WISHEZ 'N FIRTY VIRTUOUS YOUNG BOYZ; THIS SHIT IZ GETTIN' RIDIKUHLUS" - Aristotle

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN 2008 AGAIN

The earth is getting devoured by a space beast of unimaginable proportions. The sun is pretty much okay with it. Void is suddenly white.

MILK IS TERRIBLE FUCK YOU I'M IN YOUR AREA I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS SPREAD EAGLE ACROSS THE BLOCK GUILLOTINE.

Doodle or Die

Some buttfuck dumbass in some buttfuck grey world can't buttfucking remember buttfucking 9/11.

Mr. Gamestop goes to Washington. He calls everyone in Washington a dork.

Two toast-beasts with sentient houses protruding out of their asses complain about not having enough color in their lives. Also, water.

FAILBADDON FAILS TERRIBLY AGAIN. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHERE HIS FINGER SOMEHOW GETS CUT OF BY A PILLOW

Quentin has finally gotten what he deserves and has been split in two; he can no longer stand. This is viewed from behind.

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